Layla and her endless supply of highly inappropriate and random questions.

 (This one was posed to her paternal grandmother, "Grammy", during her bday dinner this week)...

"Grammy were you alive when Michael Jackson still had brown skin?"

 (This was asked in passing and out of the blue yesterday)...

"If I am supposed to get married one day then why do I hate dresses so much? I know! I'll just get married in pants!"

 (This was in reference to over hearing me talking to a friend about her cheating boyfriend)...

"If you castrate a man does that mean you broke something, like his leg or his arm, and he has to wear a cast now?"

 (This was during bedtime prayers a while back)..

."If someone goes to heaven do they wear clothes or do they get to walk around naked? I vote for being naked!"

 (This is when she was in the bathroom while I was getting her little brother out of a bath)...

"Mommy how come things on my body don't shrink up when they're cold?"

 (She asked this while walking behind a very LARGE woman in the store)...

"How does she sit down in chairs without getting stuck?"

 (Witnessing a heated argument between two neighbors)...

"Do you think one of them needs a tic tac?"

I love my unintentionally hilarious child. She makes my day:)