Layla's Birthday Wakeup Call:

Me: Hey birthday girl. It's time to get up

Layla: jkhdfskjhsdjhjhdfh...lemme sleep....kjfalskdhflshdfkjhaksjfk

Me: Layla come on now. You have to get ready for school. It's your birthday! Don't you want to see your friends today? Don't you want to have cupcakes at lunch?

Layla: ;lakshdfkhasdkfsjhgflskdfhg....no.....k;laksdfkjgsdfjglkjhf;ljsf'lhljfg

Me: Layla Mason (in that mommy is becoming impatient tone) You are going to get up right now. Lets go.

Layla: lkjasdfhashfashfkajsfhkjh....ugh!

Me: Come one now Layla, it's your birthday. Lets go. Lets have fun today!

Layla: (She turns and finally looks at me) You know what I want for my birthday mommy?

Me: No what baby.

Layla: For you to leave my room and let me sleep.

Me: Hahahahaha!!! You are so funny! Hahahhahahaha!!! ....Get up.

Layla: You're mean mommy.

Me: I know.